Job Hunting

I don't know what it is but there is something about job searching that makes you feel so vulnerable. Regardless of the present job situation or what you are looking for the entire act in itself seems so odd....

Step 1: Write everything u can about urself to impress the fuking pants off a complete stranger and if that is not enough u have to fit all of this dazzling and potent information on a single piece of amazingly thick and expensive resume paper....
Step 2: Walk into any desirable establishment.... and even the not so desirable.... and ask for the man or woman in charge.... so they can tear u and ur entire life on the single piece of white paper into even more desirable bits.
Step 3: Leave the establishment (hopefully with the name of the "boss man") in a spiral of thoughts wondering if u impressed the pants off of them or maybe if u had something stuck in ur teeth...
Step 4: Anxiously wait a few hours, days or weeks before ur little phone will ring asking u if u can drop everything and start tonight..... or before u start to bug the living hell out of the "boss man" because u really want to work at that fuking place anyways ......as if.... haha
Step 5: Slack off when the boss is not looking and pick up cheques on a biweekly basis.....

So I am not gonna bore u anymore with how the job hunt went. I'll report back once I have talked to the numerous "boss mans" and bug the living hell out of them until they give me a job. Oh... and the funniest thing anyone said to me all day.....

"we like to hire with three years experience.... but u are more than welcome to come back and re-apply once u have gotten those three years of experience...."

HA!

Thats funny shit....... Hang on a sec... let me go work for some other asshole and then come back in three years to reapply so that I can work for you.... HA!

Maybe he was just being nice.... lol or he was just an idiot haha